Ticket-Keystone Light Guys Guide

The Ticket's Keystone Light Guys Guide to Tools
Craig Miller - Early Mornings - 5:30-10am

"Let's Play Two!"

Male
99 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
1/25/1998

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About You:	A big sports fan and even bigger human being.
People You'd Like to Meet:	Any NBA backup small forward.
General Interests:	Charity work. Nothing else.
Music:	Any Slim Whitman.
Movies:	Anything starring Bill Pullman.
Television Shows:	Mexican Soap Operas.
Books:	Heard about them... would like to read some one day.
Heroes:	Slim Whitman and Bill Pullman.
Status (M/F):	M
Orientation:	No, American.
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	4'8", 390 lbs
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	I smoke drinks.
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	A few adopted kids from 3rd world nations.
What is a tool?	Something on a tool belt.
Who do you know that is a tool?	Everyone.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	We all are.
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	They all are. Except for Adrian Peterson and Tim Duncan.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	Me.
What is the best power tool?	Jackhammer.
Are chics with big tools hot?	Yep.