Ticket-Keystone Light Guys Guide

The Ticket's Keystone Light Guys Guide to Tools
Dan McDowell- Afternoons - Noon-3pm

"Liquor in the front and a certain card game in the back."

Male
42 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
10/10/2005

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About You:	I'm a shy guy who rarely wears underwear.
People You'd Like to Meet:	The Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, Your Mom.
General Interests:	Sports, Humor and combining the two.
Music:	Bee Gees, Beatles, Laurie Berkner.
Movies:	Old School unrated DVD, Tommy Boy Holy Schneike edition DVD, POV.
Television Shows:	The Wire, Lost, Oz, Dora.
Books:	Anything by Ayn Rand or Terrell Owens.
Heroes:	O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake.
Status (M/F):	M
Orientation:	Curious.
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	6'2", 225lbs, very hunky, oh I mean chunky.
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	Why not?
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	Good father, poor husband.
What is a tool?	A euphemism for someone who is a weenie (also a euphemism) for someone who is the nickname of Richard.
Who do you know that is a tool?	Everyone I know is awesome.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	Wouldn't it have to be Lee Corso?
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	See previous answer.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	That would have to be Corby. Oh, I thought you said who jars the biggest stool.
What is the best power tool?	Whatever The Hardline is selling today. I love sponsors.
Are chics with big tools hot?	I don't usually go for trannies, but I'll say yes, in case they can help the ratings.