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Donovan Lewis - Afternoons - Noon-3pm

"You need to have respect for yourself before anyone else will respect you. And treat others exactly how you would want your momma treated. Life is hungry and if you don't feed it properly it will come around and bite you in the ass."

Male
32 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
9/25/2006

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About You:	Laid-back, easy going kind of brother that likes to laugh and make others laugh. One hell of a domino player and can drain a 3-pointer when called upon or get on base in a softball game.
People You'd Like to Meet:	Randall Cunningham, Beyonce, Martin Luther the King, Forrest Gump.
General Interests:	Music, Sports (playing and watching), watching television, dominoes.
Music:	Old School Rap and R&B (LL Cool J, Earth Wind and Fire)
Movies:	Hollywood Shuffle, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Richard Pryor Live in Concert.
Television Shows:	Martin, Lost, Robot Chicken.
Books:	How to Make Friends with Black People, The Outsiders.
Heroes:	Randall Cunningham, Martin Luther the King, W.G. Lewis (my Dad).
Status (M/F):	M
Orientation:	Girls are really cool!
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	5'10", 190lbs, medium build.
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	N/Y
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	Nope, shooting blanks.
What is a tool?	Someone or something that does anything for the establishment, not because they want to, but because the man has their hand up their butt like a puppet. Or something like a drill or a saw.
Who do you know that is a tool?	Black and Decker.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	Bryant Gumbel.
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	Alex Rodriguez.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	No tools at The Ticket baby!
What is the best power tool?	A cordless screwdriver.
Are chics with big tools hot?	If it's the tool in the back, yes!