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Gordon Keith - AKA Chris Chris, The Ultimate Tool
Early Mornings - 5:30-10am

My motto is "Always be selling!" Did you ever see that movie Glengarry Glenross? Alex Baldwin is like my idol in that. My other motto is "Chicks are like a good steak; they should taste good and have just a little pink showing."

Male
29 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
4/25/1998

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About You:	I am a very successful Dallas businessman centered in the uptown area that makes well into the six figures. I'm almost 30, and I work out constantly, not really because I have to but because it helps me work off some of my competitiveness steam. If I didn't work out, I would probably explode into a supernova of greatness and not leave any money for anybody else! I close at least five deals a day. Women like my tatt that I got in Cabo. I drive a six series BMW, not my fav but hey, it gets me wher I want to go, which is to just about every condo belonging to a hottie from the Beautiful Room!
People You'd Like to Meet:	Mike Modano, cuz people say he looks like me and I wanna kick his ass for stealing my look.
General Interests:	Cougar hunting, windsurfing, drinking imports, listening to Dave Mathews, tagging babes, making money!
Music:	Dave Mathews Band, Dave Mathews solo stuff, some Pat Green, Dave Mathews.
Movies:	Adam Sandler cracks my ass up. Will Ferrell too.
Television Shows:	Definitely not Gay's Anatomy! I hate that chick sh#@t.
Books:	How to Sell the Hell Outta Everything, And Be Better Than Others by Richard Weed.
Heroes:	Alec Baldwin, George W., Hannity
Status (M/F):	Maler than anyone you know, douche!
Orientation:	So straight I often must have two girls at once just to keep up with my heterosexuality.
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	Athletic, Wealthy.
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	Smoke if it is playfully self-destructive, drink only imports and single malts.
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	Some chick would be lucky to have my kids, but I don't want anyone to have a claim on my growing estate!
What is a tool?	The hammerhead in my pants is the greatest love tool ever, dude! It is a tool for prying open the sweet cave of paradise. Up top!
Who do you know that is a tool?	Every douche that makes under 60k a year.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	Any wuss who doesn't eat steak, or TUNA!
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	Bledsoe.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	I don't listen to that crap. I listen to Dave Mathews on my 60 gig video iPod.
What is the best power tool?	It's in my pants, baby.
Are chics with big tools hot?	You mean chicks with sticks? Girl on top, man down below? I think that's pretty hot...

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Muse in the News... Weekdays at 7:10am
Gordo's Corner... Weekdays at 9:15am
Ladies Day... Thursdays in the Corner

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