Ticket-Keystone Light Guys Guide

The Ticket's Keystone Light Guys Guide to Tools
Mike Rhyner - Late Afternoons - 3-7pm

"I think shovels and picks are good. "

Male
100 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
6/15/65

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About You:	I've done many, many bad things.
People You'd Like to Meet:	I don't like people.
General Interests:	Finding hiding places, purchasing deep freezes and carving devices.
Music:	Elvis singing 'He touched me', Norvel Slater's 'Hymns we love' show.
Movies:	Anything starring Seka or Barbara Dare.
Television Shows:	Naked News.
Books:	Juggs and Black Tail.
Heroes:	Elmer Wayne Henley, Ricky Lee Green, Gordon Lightfoot.
Status (M/F):	For me to know and you to find out.
Orientation:	Vascillating daily.
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	Typical meth user.
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	Lots.
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	Estranged.
What is a tool?	They tell me it's something girls use... but I don't know about that.
Who do you know that is a tool?	Not a person... I use 'em to bury people I kill.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	Tommy Daniels.
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	Tommy Daniels.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	Don't bother me with this crap... I have bodies laying around here.
What is the best power tool?	The chain saw.
Are chics with big tools hot?	Yeah... oh yeah... oh yes, yes, yes, yeah... oh jeez, oh jeez... yes, yes, yes... yesyesyes!