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Chris House - The Ticket Top 10 - 7-9pm

"If you want to make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs." and... "Two tears in a bucket, F&#@ It!"

Male
1 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States

Last Login:
8/13/06

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About You:	I'm kind of a homebody. I like hanging out with the family, watching sports and going to my son's football games. I have a wife of over 10 years, a 7 year old son, a 2 year old daughter and a beagle named George. (reference to Costanza, not Dunham)
People You'd Like to Meet:	Jesus Christ, Gen. George S. Patton, Tom Landry and maybe Charlize Theron.
General Interests:	I definitely like sports (mostly the big 3: pigskin, hoops and the great game) I enjoy working out, playing a little golf whenever I have time and fiddle-farting arouon in the yard. Otherwise I like spending time with family and with friends at church.
Music:	I have pretty eclectic taste. Everything from country to classical and everything between. I like the Outlaws in Country, like Cash, Jennings, Haggard, etc. The new country whips me like a rented mule. Give me the David Lee Roth Van Halen over Van Hagar and the greatness of U2. Otherwise I have to take everything else on a song by song basis.
Movies:	I love all of the John Hughes movies of the 80's. Anything with Will Ferrell, Steve Carrell or Quinten Tarantino.
Television Shows:	Lost and 24. I have been known to gay out and watch Dancing with the Stars and American Idol, but I try to keep that at a minimum. I like old SNL and In Living Color was absolute genuius!
Books:	Big fan of crime novels and espionage type stuff. Right now I'm reading Robert Ludlum and Vince Flynn. I do like Patricia Cornwell... she's damn hot, too by the way. I've read all of Grisham, DeMille, King and Chrichton, so I'm always looking for new authors.
Heroes:	My parents, Jesus Christ, 2 closest friends that are firemen.
Status (M/F):	M
Orientation:	Before Freshman year at UNT.
Body Type: (height/weight/ body type):	6'1", Doughy.
Smoke/Drink (Y/N):	Drink occasionally.
Children (proud parent, don't want kids, someday):	2 kids. Ethan, 7 and Emma, 2.
What is a tool?	Self-important, over-inflated ego (i.e. complete dill)
Who do you know that is a tool?	I won't name names, but I've encountered a few in broadcasting.
Who is the biggest tool in broadcasting?	Carson Daly hands down.
Who is the biggest tool in the sports world?	Barry Bonds.
Who is the biggest tool at The Ticket?	Probably me.
What is the best power tool?	Give me the pneumatic drill, sounds cool as hell!
Are chics with big tools hot?	Is a pigs ass pork?