Do You Remember This?

I wonder if kids still grow up eating massive amounts of cereal, or whether they simply have Facebook for breakfast. I remember my mother’s pantry was filled with every kind of sugary diabetes-in-a-box known to Man. When we weren’t eating half a box of cereal while watching Saturday morning cartoons, we were slurping from a [...]

Look At These Jeans

I didn’t have time to crop it, but look at those old things. Such disrepair.

Count The Hot People

People are sending me lots of screen grabs from our appearance at the Madonna press conference on Access Hollywood. They’re causing much human mirth. Brad C, idiot P1 who likes really silly music and may become a contributor to this site, went a different direction. He sent me a screen grab from the NFL Networks [...]

Did You Guys Hear About This

Is this is what they found when they cleared away the dirt?

Pics of A Hot Girl You Need to Be Seeing

Look. Here I am with swimsuit model-cum-John Legend fiancee, Chrissy Teigen. She joined us today and surprisingly laughed at the very serious “Don Cornelius deal.” It was awkward. And if you get the time, you ought to check out these pics of Chrissy. But don’t look at this pic.

The Gayest Picture From the Superbowl

Sometimes a picture is so gay you don’t want to post it on the internet. And sometimes a picture is so gay that you HAVE to post it on the internet. This is that pic.

My Disastrous Appearance on Entertainment Tonight

If you watched Channel 8 on New Years Eve, you saw me destroy what was left of television. From the bouncy see-through top lady during the car giveaway to my interview with the semi-coherent dude in the camo trucker hat, I slayed every last hope of TV’s survival. But those moments didn’t garner near the [...]

When A Fast Food Order Gives Me Joy

And now from the files of super-gaydom… I’ve always been fascinated by the manipulation of emotions through music, or storytelling, or word choice, or motion. It’s amazing how easily I’m affected. I can get totally teary from a simple story in the mouth of brilliant storyteller. And I can cry at a wordless dance mated [...]

Muser Post Show Podcast Feb 1, 2012

On today’s exclusive controversial podcast, George swears that he will deliver the goods tomorrow and memorialize Don Cornelius the way he should be memorialized. Junior gives himself a generous grade, and once again, I learn the hard way to never invite Killer Kellison on a podcast ever again. iPhone and iPad users click here